Sven Wellsworth: Life Forecast

My dear Sven,

The leaves call to me... they’ve mispronounced my name but I’m still willing to receive their message.

You may notice that they lay in a pattern that resembles yin and yang. That is incorrect. It actually takes the form of the Celestial Duck. While I cannot express to you the angelic shape in which it appears before my all-seeing third eye, I have tried to illustrate it below:

The Celestial Duck means that there is hidden peril in your future. Hmm... I’m sensing an unknown allergy? Ahh yes, it’s clear now. You are allergic to heroin and crystal methamphetamine. I’m not a medical professional but I suggest you avoid them.

When the eyes are closed, the Duck foretells that you have not participated in your final game of kickball. Were its celestial tongue hanging out, we would know that it will not be your responsibility to provide the snacks and juice boxes. Alas, this is not the case.

I’ll take a juice box as well. Thank you in advance.

Benezraldo