Sonic Baldwin: Life Forecast

My dear Sonic,

The scattering of the leaves has significance regarding your retirement years. The number of tea leaf fragments correlates either to the size of your pension, or to the number of adult diapers you will wear each month. Unfortunately, I cannot tell you which without seeing the leaves in person.

From the musculature of your palm I see that you use forks more often than other types of cutlery. Don’t be afraid to explore the versatile applications of spoons.

The leaves confess to me that there is great talent and celebrity in your bloodline. You belong to a family that is renowned for its artistic gifts. However, I sense that you are not close with these relatives. It is possible you are so far estranged that they have even forgotten your family connection. The leaves can barely whisper their names to me... I strain to hear them: you are related to… the Jonas Brothers?

Forever right,

Benezraldo