Ben Peterson: Life Forecast (again)

My dear Ben,

Though I have given you many free readings over the past months, you will not stop asking for them. I must admit that it is beginning to seriously deplete my body’s compassion plasma. Understand that, until you are willing to provide some form of compensation, this will be the last time I accept one of your submissions.

Not surprisingly, your palm has changed very little since you last photographed it for me three days ago. Since then it appears that you have actually regressed rather than advanced in spirit-time. Your future is even murkier to me now… although perhaps this is due to your inability to use a camera.

I do sense that you have not yet encountered the bad pepperoncini that I predicted you would soon eat. Additionally, I still see no indication in your palm’s notoriety crease that Jim Davis has seen your email or will feature you in a Garfield comic.

Thank you for “supporting” my business,

Benezraldo