Joseph: Dream Critique

My dear Joseph,

Thank you for submitting these very troubling dreams. My abnormally compassionate heart folded upon itself many times while reading them. I also found the visual aides amusing, and they in fact enhanced my ability to innervisualize the dream and its many complex undertones.

I can clearly see from the content of this dream that there is unresolved tension between you and an authority figure in your life. Is it possible that you have recently argued with a corn salesman? I suggest making amends as soon as you are able, perhaps by treating them to soup from a local food truck.

Additionally, it is obvious from the juxtaposition of clown and fecal imagery that you expend much mental energy on your wardrobe. Are you nervous about how people will respond to your fashion choices? Don’t be afraid to wear lots and lots of striking, loud colors, even if they seem to clash. Dress for the dreams you want.

Overall, though, these dreams weren't my favorite. I’d have to give them both a waning crescent.

Please tell your large family about my business,

Benezraldo