As seen on TV eventually, Jessica Smells™ candles represent the future of luxury. Once enjoyed only by queens of foreign lands, they are now available to the average ten-dollar-having consumer.
These candles are locally crafted by some wonderful people whose services are very expensive. By purchasing one of these candles, you are helping us pay off the immense debt we owe to our candle manufacturer. Please buy one.
Jessica Smells™ Sense of Humor candle
$10.00Price
Jessica Smells™ candles are made of 100% real Jessica (and also soy). For the first time Jessica's Sense of Humor is lighting rooms instead of darkening them.
*Warning: This scent may get you cancelled.*
Scent: Monkey Farts (a blend of peach, strawberry pinapple, coconut, orange, and vanilla.)