As seen on TV eventually, Jessica Smells™ candles represent the future of luxury. Once enjoyed only by queens of foreign lands, they are now available to the average ten-dollar-having consumer.
These candles are locally crafted by some wonderful people whose services are very expensive. By purchasing one of these candles, you are helping us pay off the immense debt we owe to our candle manufacturers. Please buy one.
Jessica Smells™ Spine candle
$10.00Price
Jessica Smells™ candles are made of 100% real Jessica (and also soy). Due to the size of Jessica's spine, inventory for this scent is extremely limited. Buy one while you can. Don't back out like Jessica would.
Scent: Iced Lemon Cookie