As seen on TV eventually, Jessica Smells™ candles represent the future of luxury. Once enjoyed only by queens of foreign lands, they are now available to the average ten-dollar-having consumer.
These candles are locally crafted by some wonderful people whose services are very expensive. By purchasing one of these candles, you are helping us pay off the immense debt we owe to our candle manufacturer. Please buy one.
Jessica Smells™ Memories candle
$10.00Price
Jessica Smells™ candles are made of 100% real Jessica (and also soy). Extracted directly from Jessica's comically dark past, these memories can be yours to burn.
Please burn them.
Please.
Scent: Maple Burbon