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As seen on TV eventually, Jessica Smells™ candles represent the future of luxury. Once enjoyed only by queens of foreign lands, they are now available to the average ten-dollar-having consumer.

 

These candles are locally crafted by some wonderful people whose services are very expensive. By purchasing one of these candles, you are helping us pay off the immense debt we owe to our candle manufacturer. Please buy one.

Jessica Smells™ Cuticles candle

$10.00Price
  • Jessica Smells™ candles are made of 100% real Jessica (and also soy). A great poet once said, "If the nails are the face of the hands, then the cuticles are the soul of the window." That poet was Jessica. She always writes her poems by candlelight. Now her muse can be yours.

    Scent: Pomegranate

    Heather, if you're reading this, we will have the money soon. Please give us more time.

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